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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:00

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What was something inappropriate a member of your family caught you doing?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.